sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

stabs:

I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

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matialonsorphoto:

normal

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skyecandi:

ceasepool:

Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room

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still not motivated enough.